Paganism in Minnesota
                                     or,
                        The Wiccan-Shaman-Druid Song

                   Lyrics by Eran (with help from Roisin)
                            (Morningstar Coven)
                     (Tune: "I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy")

I'm a Wiccan-Shaman-Druid,
I am new age through and through.
Decked in crystals from my head to toe,
With feathers and pyramids, too.
My spirit-guide is from Atlantis.
He's a Zen-Aztec guru.
     Come and spend the weekend with us,
     For two thousand dollars
You'll be a Wiccan-Shaman too.

I'm an Elvis-Loki-Viking.
I channel Ashley Montague.
In a former life I was a gypsy clerk,
Bull fighter, and troubadour, too.
I know five Illuminati,
They're a strange and motley crew.
     There's a priest from ancient China,
     He lives in my basement.
He is an Elvis-Viking too.

My coven is part Rosicrucian,
Mixed with some Theosophy.
Add in some stuff from the Golden Dawn,
`Cause Crowley's just all right with me.
I've got twelve initiations,
I've seen all there is too see.
     And watch out for those strange Co-Mason-Santaria-Druids,
They'll cement your chickens to a tree.

I've got a pipe ceremony,
Adapted from the O.T.O.
I use a sweatlodge for my Beltane rites,
The Maypole is just there for show.
I have got a glass athame,
With batteries to make it glow.
     It's just great for calling quarters
     In my new tradition:
The Lynn Andrews-Buckland-Starhawk Grove.

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NOTE: This was the song sung by members of the MorningStar Coven during the
Talent Show at DragonFest '95. I don't think they would mind you using it,
just be sure to give credit, where credit is due!